Jerry: It’s like you’re going back to an old girlfriend and saying, “Hey, maybe I can make it work now!” Ten years later. Does that ever work in any relationship that you can think of?
Larry: Robert Wagner and Natalie Wood. How ‘bout that? They got divorced and then got back together.
Jerry: And then she slipped off the boat and died. So how did that work out?
Larry: It was an accident.
Jerry: And Christopher Walken, how do you explain that?
Larry: I don’t know what he was doing on the boat.
(Source: labeledboners)