December 2010
22 posts
Out of it: Larry David on taxes →
0utofit:
Thanks for the Tax Cut!
By LARRY DAVID
Published: December 20, 2010
THERE is a God! It passed! The Bush tax cuts have been extended two years for the upper bracketeers, of which I am a proud member, thank you very much. I’m the last person in the world I’d want to be beside, but I am beside…
ear2ear:
Curb Your Enthusiasm: “Trick or Treat”
One of my favorite episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I feel like it really showcases what the whole series is about. I love Larry David.
If you have 30 minutes to kill and are bored, here you go.
Does he really have no testicles?
Phyllis: Tell me about Jerry Seinfeld and tell me about...he dates those young girls-
Larry: Well, um, he's a eunuch. Yes. His testicles were cut off when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And, um, that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyllis: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fucking idea.
What does he expect to gain from such meeting? What does he think? He’s...
– Larry David, The Wire (1.6) from Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Interior Decorator (1.5)
Parking Attendant: "The bald guy with the glasses." That's you?
Larry: Unfortunately, that's me.
Parking Attendant: Hey, it's a good look.
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Larry was here” You spraypaint “Larry was here”, “Wash me”, all that kind of...
– Leon, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Let me explain something to you, moron, okay? Swan killers leave. People who...
– Larry David (via tomsthings)
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m deaf and I try to imagine...
– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm (via phillycentric)